Someone i know and his three-tier Equation

Now this does not happen everyday but let me tell you a story of a friend of mine.

He happens to have a three tier equation to all his Love problems.
And the worst part of the story is that all of them are his batch mates.

One: His tallest one is beautiful, belongs to his tribe and is real stinky.
Two: This one is well educated and seems to have a soft corner for him.
Three: Very bublii, can also be described as being more gella than the hero himself.

Now here comes his dilemma.
Should he disregard the smell and go for beauty.
Should he go for brains over beauty?
Should he settle for the easier ‘option’?

Any Suggestions!!
Maybe Hattori Hanzo can help him!!