Cool Joke

On a University of Washington chemistry mid-term exam.

Bonus Question:
Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is
compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into
Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not

leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of
these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell.Since there is more than one of

these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With

birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the

rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to

stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1.. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in
Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2.. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop
until Hell freezes over.

So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in
Hell before I sleep with you", and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true,

and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that, since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and
is therefore, extinct...leaving only Heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night,

Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."


THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A"