AsVelaAsCanBE: July 2005

Thursday, July 28, 2005

Yahooooooo

People actually asking me: “Why I stopped Blogging?”

They actually read this crap!!!!!!!!!!!!
That’s one of the two compliments I got today.
The other being that I am an all-rounder and should not worry about not topping in class.
Hmm guess I am really starved for compliments if I actually put these up here!!
And I also guess that you are complete losers to actually read these blogs.

Anniyan

Anniyan breaks all records.

http://movies.indiatimes.com/articleshow/1176229.cms

PS.. DDedicated to a moron who’s moving to Tam Land.
GoD Bless Tam Brahs!!!!

Monday, July 25, 2005

Life at IIT Madras

A bit outdated but still worth a read.

http://www.angelfire.com/id2/rmukund/IITlife.html

Sunday, July 17, 2005

Life sucks and then you die!!

Reflects my mood today.
No idea what the problem is but i feel wretched.
So i thought i shall share my crappy feeling on the blog and let off some steam.

So repeat after me
Life sucks and then you DIE
Life sucks and then you DIE
Life sucks and then you DIE
Life sucks and then you DIE

Friday, July 15, 2005

Finally The WEEKEND

Well its almost upon us and I know its eagerly awaited.

Not so for the fact that you can sleep all you want but for me this weekend is going to be special as Anil from Hyderabad and Suman from Birmingham are going to be here. Both morons have decided upon a small trip which means a cramped schedule and a busy weekend just lazing around.
That also means a lot of booze (for them) and good food (for me) and a good time for all around. Hopefully I shall get some long overdue shopping done.

Anyway for all those jobless morons still reading this, Chill madhi and have an enjoyable weekend.

Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Am i Shameless or What!!!!!!!!

What does Shameless mean?

According to the common man Shameless means Feeling no shame.

According to the dictionary Shameless means Brazen, Unashamed, Unabashed, impervious to disgrace etc. These adjectives apply to that which defies social or moral proprieties and is marked by a bold lack of shame. Shameless implies a lack of modesty, sense of decency, or regard for others' rights or feelings: a shameless liar; a shameless accusation.

But Shameless according to my definition is inviting a friend to a movie and making her pay for both tickets and then shamelessly (repeating the word but this occasion warrants it) asking her for money to buy snacks. And to round off the shamelessness I even took money from her to pay for the fare home.

Now competition among Shameless People must be really high, but I press home my point to being the most Shameless by adding that I am shamelessly writing a blog without even thinking of paying her.

How Shameless is that!!!!!!

Interesting Article

A follow-up to one of my previous blogs.

http://in.rediff.com/news/2005/jul/12lp.htm

And for all the people who have been through the http://www.nehrufamily.com, Make sure you read the Secular Links and the Pseudo-Secular Links on that page. They reveal an interesting perspective into Indian Politics.

Monday, July 11, 2005

Food for thought

Interesting site which offers a unique look into Indian Politics

http://www.nehrufamily.com/

Cool Joke

On a University of Washington chemistry mid-term exam.

Bonus Question:
Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is
compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into
Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not

leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of
these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell.Since there is more than one of

these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With

birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the

rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to

stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1.. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in
Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2.. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop
until Hell freezes over.

So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in
Hell before I sleep with you", and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true,

and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that, since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and
is therefore, extinct...leaving only Heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night,

Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A"