Thursday, July 28, 2005

Yahooooooo

People actually asking me: “Why I stopped Blogging?”

They actually read this crap!!!!!!!!!!!!
That’s one of the two compliments I got today.
The other being that I am an all-rounder and should not worry about not topping in class.
Hmm guess I am really starved for compliments if I actually put these up here!!
And I also guess that you are complete losers to actually read these blogs.

Anniyan

Anniyan breaks all records.

http://movies.indiatimes.com/articleshow/1176229.cms


PS.. DDedicated to a moron who’s moving to
Tam Land.
GoD Bless Tam Brahs!!!!

Monday, July 25, 2005

Life at IIT Madras

A bit outdated but still worth a read.

http://www.angelfire.com/id2/rmukund/IITlife.html

Sunday, July 17, 2005

Life sucks and then you die!!

Reflects my mood today.
No idea what the problem is but i feel wretched.
So i thought i shall share my crappy feeling on the blog and let off some steam.

So repeat after me
Life sucks and then you DIE
Life sucks and then you DIE
Life sucks and then you DIE
Life sucks and then you DIE

Friday, July 15, 2005

Finally The WEEKEND

Well its almost upon us and I know its eagerly awaited.

Not so for the fact that you can sleep all you want but for me this weekend is going to be special as Anil from Hyderabad and Suman from Birmingham are going to be here. Both morons have decided upon a small trip which means a cramped schedule and a busy weekend just lazing around.
That also means a lot of booze (for them) and good food (for me) and a good time for all around. Hopefully I shall get some long overdue shopping done.

Anyway for all those jobless morons still reading this, Chill madhi and have an enjoyable weekend.

Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Am i Shameless or What!!!!!!!!

What does Shameless mean?

According to the common man Shameless means Feeling no shame.

According to the dictionary Shameless means Brazen, Unashamed, Unabashed, impervious to disgrace etc. These adjectives apply to that which defies social or moral proprieties and is marked by a bold lack of shame. Shameless implies a lack of modesty, sense of decency, or regard for others' rights or feelings: a shameless liar; a shameless accusation.

But Shameless according to my definition is inviting a friend to a movie and making her pay for both tickets and then shamelessly (repeating the word but this occasion warrants it) asking her for money to buy snacks. And to round off the shamelessness I even took money from her to pay for the fare home.

Now competition among Shameless People must be really high, but I press home my point to being the most Shameless by adding that I am shamelessly writing a blog without even thinking of paying her.

How Shameless is that!!!!!!

Interesting Article

A follow-up to one of my previous blogs.

http://in.rediff.com/news/2005/jul/12lp.htm

And for all the people who have been through the http://www.nehrufamily.com, Make sure you read the Secular Links and the Pseudo-Secular Links on that page. They reveal an interesting perspective into Indian Politics.

Monday, July 11, 2005

Food for thought

Interesting site which offers a unique look into Indian Politics

http://www.nehrufamily.com/


Cool Joke

On a University of Washington chemistry mid-term exam.

Bonus Question:
Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is
compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into
Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not

leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of
these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell.Since there is more than one of

these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With

birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the

rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to

stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1.. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in
Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2.. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop
until Hell freezes over.

So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in
Hell before I sleep with you", and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true,

and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that, since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and
is therefore, extinct...leaving only Heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night,

Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."


THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A"

Thursday, June 30, 2005

New Arrival in Family


This Little Bundle of Joy came Chandrasekar Bava's Way and i wish him and all of CHIRALA my Best Wishes

Two awesome football matches......

Yesterday was an exhilarating exhibition of football for anyone even remotely associated with the sport.

Both matches of the Confederations Cup were beamed live and they certainly lived up to expectations. If the match between Mexico and Germany was a thriller, the final between Brazil and Argentina was Pure Joy as Samba Magic prevailed.

The final will always be remembered for players who like Riquelme, Ronaldinho, Kaka, Adriano and Gabriel Heinze providing a spectacular display. I confess that I had never really believed that Riquelme could actually play well and most of the attention was because of his similarity to another Argetine Playmaker. But yesterday I had to reverse my opinion as he produced a superb display under very difficult circumstances. I really look forward to watching him at Villareal from now on and hope that he shifts to a bigger club so that he can perform on the biggest stage of all, The Champions League.

Gabriel Hienze was as always at the top of his game notwithstanding the fact that Argentina conceded 4 goals. All of them were scored after Heinze was away drawn from the centre of goal by diversion. The tenacity and selfless display could have won him a winner’s medal if only his fellow defenders were half competent.

On the other hand, even if Argentina had ten Heinze’s or even Ferdinand’s, they could not stop the Samba force called BRAZIL. They were just a joy to watch. The quartet of Ronaldinho Kaka Robinho and Adriano were just too good and it would be interesting to see what happens when Ronaldo returns to the national team. I mean after seeing the first goal yesterday it would be a shame too see Adriano on the bench right?

The match between Mexico and Germany was a thriller as I said before and could have gone either way. Both teams were badly organised and neither side was strong in defence but showed amazing attacking skills in short spells. Ballack left his mark on the match with a great freekick but I do not see the point in him acting as a centre forward.

Wednesday, June 29, 2005

Necter of life

Whats the most important thing in your office?

Paycheck
Workstation
Boss's mood
Eye candy

naahh...its your good old coffee machine

I mean it keeps you awake at your workstation and thus enables your paycheck. Improves your boss's mood everytime he uses it and provides you enogh oppurtunities to go out and view the eye candy.

Nothing comes close to it i say!

Uploaded new stuff on the Blog

Check out the photos and links :D

Monday, June 27, 2005

Football

I do not know what’s so special about the sport which has 22 players fighting over a single ball. But I can tell you so much....

It’s more interesting than any other game.

Once I start seeing a live football match on TV, I stay on that channel until the match is over and sometimes till the analysis is done. I guess I like football so much because it’s a really fast game and the skills which can be exhibited by some players are just mind boggling. And teamwork among talented individuals is clearly seen on the pitch in football more prominently than in any other sports.

I remember the match played in this season's champions league between Barcelona and Chelsea, where Ronaldinho scored an absolute beauty. He was on the edge of the penalty box with about 3 defenders and the goalkeeper right before him and he sort of did a jig. Yes, He danced around the ball and then curled it in from an incredible angle for one of the best goals I have ever seen. Other goals which come to mind are the Maradona goal of the century against England in the WC of 1986 and “The Free kick” scored by Roberto Carlos in a friendly against France.

So I guess football is more exciting and the action never actually stops and you have the added attraction of not having a succession of commercial breaks between the match. Added to this is the fact that you do not need much equipment to play the game ala cricket, hockey et al, all you need is a ball and you can start. The fact that the whole thing is over within two hours rather than going on for half a day is an added attraction. For a game with such a huge popularity, it’s surprising that its so simple and does not require complicated scientific equipment.