Wednesday, November 16, 2005

Ganguly

For the past few months, Ganguly baiting has become a fashionable statement. Anyone and everyone who has or has not played/coached/commented/watched cricket has a view and here is mine. Let me say at the very beginning, that I was never a Ganguly Fan.

After seeing him score a century at lords on debut and then following it up with another in the same series, I remember the hula-hoop surrounding him when he came back to
Calcutta. I remember vividly, the interview given by his brother to Sportstar, where he said that they were getting about 100 calls a day on their Home Phone from crazed girls and how they were changing their number. He had become One of the few Bongs who was made it B’time in the past decade and was given a Demigod status.


From about ’97 to 2000, he played in numerous tests and one-dayers and if people with a short memory cannot recall, this was the time of the infamous match-fixing controversy but Ganguly was quietly making a name for himself and in those days of individual-glory rather than team work, he was one of the stars of the Indian team. Now I wondered after the Azhar and Sachin Captaincy saga, why Jadeja was not chosen captain especially since he had started to play tests and was well liked by the Indian Media. Soon after Ganguly was given the captaincy, the match-fixing scandal broke through and all of us had the answer to the question.


After this came the Nagma Episode and with the Australians in Town, it lead to a lot of questions about Ganguly’s Character. But
India won that series convincingly and even though Ganguly followed it up with other successes, they all came with a silver lining as every commentator believed that with the team India had, we had to perform better and India was not doing that because of Ganguly’s captaincy.

Now that’s where the HOG starts, if India did well in those days (Natwest series-World Cup-Australian Series-Pakistan Series). It was because Ganguly believed in an individual’s talent and went all out supporting him. This leads to self belief within a team and the confidence that if he went all out and if he failed, he would still have a place in the team. This lead to players like Sehwag, Yuvraj, Kaif, Harbajan, Zaheer, Nehra and Balaji emerging from the shadows and performing outstandingly well for India. The only downside of this was that Ganguly was playing favourites and this lead to ego-clashes with former players and discontent among emerging talent in the country that they were being ignored.

If you ask me, that can and must be done. Case in point Mike Hussey vs. Justin Langer and the Australian selectors got it right when they went for a seasoned performer and look at where they are now. As for the former players, they had always underachieved and could not bear to see a person who did not care a hoot about what they thought but merely looked after his team. Former players like Sunny Gavaskar (remember his 36 in 60 overs), Ravi Shastri (one of the most selfish players ever to represent India), Sidhu (Do I have to say anything?) and Manjerekar (On Ten Sports yesterday, he had the tenacity to say that Pakistanis in a Sharjah Final were like Lions and we could not do anything against them. What were you, Sanjay? A moron? Hmmmm For Once i agree)

Now I am sure that all of you would have read about Ganguly’s bad qualities in tons of articles. Let me see if I can mention a few good ones.
1.
Ganguly, as we all know is a fabulous opener but when the situation demanded in the world cup, he made way for Sehwag and Sachin.
2.
Never say die Attitude, I can recall many matches won just because of that.
3.
Dealing with Superstars, both Sachin and Dravid gave some of their best performances with him as Captain.
4.
Dealing with Youngsters, As I said before “He made the careers of Half the Current Indian Team”
5.
Getting under the Skin of rival Captains and coaches. Anyone recall Steve Waugh and his infamous “Ganguly is not a friend”
6.
Making his views on anything clear…..ahem crystal clear.
7.
Removing you shirt at Lords. One of the few everlasting impressions in Indian Cricket. And yet people ridiculed him for doing that, calling him unsporting and Not acting like a Gentleman(Gavaskar). I would tell Gavaskar as a Cricket Lover, that i prefer a bare-chested victory Salute rather than an Insipid defeat.
8.
Bouncing back from adversity. Remember Nagma, Injury, Suspension and now Politics.
I am sure he will be back. May not be as successful again but that’s not the point. He’s a fighter who taught
India never to wilt under pressure and had a true Lion’s Heart, which he wore on his sleeve.
So here’s Saluting India’s greatest Ever Captain.

Monday, November 14, 2005

Abolutely Fabulous Essay

Amitav Ghosh writes about the aftermath of Indra-Gandhi’s assassination.

Friday, November 11, 2005

IBM to expand in India - Rumor or Reality???

Been hearing a lot about this.
Hope its true.
Have a great Weekend!!!

Thursday, November 10, 2005

IITian according to Dilbert

Can anyone believe this crap!!!!
Your standards are falling Mr. Scott Adams

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Seven

Seven Things I Want To Do Before I Die

    1. Become a Millionaire
    2. Take a World trip to places like Jamaica, Amsterdam, Lisbon, Venice, New Zealand, Burma, Congo, Brazil etc.
    3. Adopt a Girl Child esp. if I do not have one biologically
    4. Sky dive from a moving plane
    5. Dance like Hrithik Roshan or Gene Kelly
    6. Buy a Harley or a Ferrari or a Porsche
    7. Start an NGO for spastic children

    Most of these are dependent on Essential Wish number One. LOL

    Seven Things I Want To Do in the Next Year

    1. Bungee jump again, gives you a thrill which is unforgettable
    2. Cook excellent food
    3. Learn how to dance preferably Salsa
    4. Get a Tattoo
    5. Visit a Casino
    6. Learn to play the guitar
    7. Become a Hard-Core Romantic

    Seven Things I Can Do NOW

    1. Be a patient listener
    2. Make anyone laugh
    3. Love unconditionally
    4. Go out of my way to help family/friends
    5. Make fun of myself and take jokes about me in stride
    6. Organize clutter
    7. Write about any rubbish topic and make it sound sensible (ala my blogs)

    Seven Things I Can't Do EVER

    1. Sing
    2. Exercise or Wake up early
    3. Understand Women
    4. Pretend to work when Absolutely VELA
    5. Say 'NO' to someone in need
    6. Control my anger
    7. Forget people who deliberately try to hurt me or my family

    Seven Things That Attract Me to the Opposite Sex:

    1. Simple ,Elegant and Shy
    2. Eyes Eyes Eyes Eyesblue-green pleaseeee
    3. Neat & intelligent sense of humour
    4. Smile
    5. Genuinely nice, understanding and caring
    6. Slim & Cute
    7. Fun loving Attitude

    Seven Celebrity Crushes (in no particular order)

    1. Laetitia Casta
    2. Emmanuelle Chriqui
    3. Aishwarya Rai
    4. Daniela Hantuchova
    5. Lisa Ray
    6. Sridevi
    7. Bhoomika

    Since this is my blog, I take the liberty of adding Sonali Bendre to this list. Any issues!! Please do the unmentionable!!!!

    Seven Things I Say Most :

    1. Wokay or OK or okie
    2. Strong or Interesting or Learning’s
    3. IUSS – if you say so
    4. Cool or Bindaas
    5. Crap or $*&T or WTF or Damn
    6. No issues or No problem or No worries
    7. Oops or Hmmmmm

    Most of which is GAP lingo and to learn more about GAP read DD’s blog.

    Tuesday, November 08, 2005

    Murugan Idly and Vengai Chutney

    What do you say when a friend calls and says that she wants to have Dinner with you.
    Natural reaction:
    YES
    What if she says, she’s been on a fast for the past week and needs to break it with family and since her family is out of town, you are the only one she can think of.

    Humane reaction
    : YES, YEs, Yes. No more Senti plzzz
    What if she says I want to have dosa with Onion chutney?

    Still Humane reaction
    : OK whatever.

    Now starts the story. I start from office and wait for K to show up. Naturally since D is hungry and I am on time, hes about 10 mins late. Another delay after this is due to attitude of Autowala’s outside HAL office. None of them are ready to come to MG Road. After coaxing an auto guy to take me there for 10 bucks extra and getting there while answering numerous phone calls and sms’s from D (who was early for once, must be the hunger pangs). We are told that the only place to get Onion aka Vengai Chutney is in Kormangala which is really near my Office.

    After a few curses and a 15 minute drive, we reach Kormangala just to realise that none of us have a clue about where the restaurant is located? After going round and round in search of Murugan’s Idly Shoppe amid conversations which run as follows;
    B: HA Ha HO
    D: I am hungry
    Me: Ok
    D: I am really hungry and you guys are mean!!

    Me: ok ok ok
    Me: Murugan Idly Yengeyy??
    Watchman: #%$ &&^ *&*$$^ *&%$
    D: The watchman said “
    Tamil Thereyada, I am new here
    B: HA Ha HO
    Me: ok
    D: Hungry!!!!
    Me: What to do??
    B: HA Ha HO
    D: I really want Venagi chutney, I am hungry
    Me: All this talk of food has made me hungry as well
    B: HA Ha HO

    And at last we found our shop, but alas it was closed!!
    Maybe Murugan ran out of chutney yesterday but the damn shop was closed, so we went to Ponnuswamy’s and had Dosa. But alas no Vengai Chutney thr.
    So next time a friend calls and asks for vengai chutney, you now know where not to take her.

    Moral of Story: Be less humane

    Monday, November 07, 2005

    Books

    Was surfing for new blogs today and suddenly came across this very interesting blog about books and how she adores them. Well, I do too and hence decided to Copy Paste her Post and see how I compare!!! So here goes, BTW Please skip if bored or nor interested in books.

    Number of Books owned:
    About 100, not including my Management/Engineering books. But since I have started working@HAL, the number has been increasing steadily with the main benefactor being Crossword.

    Books I recently brought:
    Chetan Bhagat’s “One night at the Call Centre” and “War and Peace” by Leo Tolstoy

    Last book I read:

    Well...finished ON@TCC about 2 nights back.

    Books on my Bed-stand as of now
    :
    Star Wars Trilogy and
    Jurassic Park by Michael Crichton(I know this sounds extreme but stop reading if it bothers you). Another Michael Crichton Classic is Andromeda Strain.

    One book that I couldn't finish:
    Moby-Dick (The Whale) with due appologies to Herman Melville. I know it’s a classic and all but it starts so slow that I could never keep up and always fall asleep.

    Five books I cherish:

    This is an impossible one. So just putting down the ones that randomly come to my mind (in no particular order).
    Pride and Prejudice: A non-detail text, I read even before classes started. One of the best from Jane Austin with amazingly etched characters. Have seen two versions of movies but cannot say that either does justice and the less I talk about Bride and Prejudice, the better.
    Love Story: A must read for all romantics and a bad book to have if you like collecting books as this never gets returned when borrowed. And YES, I have cried the first time I read this book and one of the few books I can recite verbatim. Wanna Bet!!!
    A Village by the Sea: One of the best books by an Indian author, this Anita Desai book is an another non-detail text I store till date.
    The Thorn Birds: by Colleen McCullough is described as “A Coming of age story of a young Australian girl in a forbidden love affair” but I think it’s much more. It talks about family values, life in Australian farms and about the ultimate sacrifice, Man has ever known. A true classic and a must read.
    PG Wodehouse’s Jeeves series: Every one of them is as good as the other. A great book to have on long train journeys (have you seen the look on your co-travellers face when you burst out laughing).
    Books missing from this list Motorcycle Dairies, Three Musketeers, Harry Porter series, Zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance, If tomorrow comes etc etc etc.

    Authors I want to read but am too embarrassed to say so:
    Georgette Heyer: Well I had read just one short story book by her and was impressed with the language and style coupled with the fact that the tall handsome hero with the soft curls always gets the Virgin Heroine who as you would expect is really beautiful, what if she’s just a kid. The situations were so ripe that they could be scripted into a bolly/tolly/kolly/hollywood movies with the minimum of effort. Wonder why this has not been done!!

    Authors I Hate: Shobha De and Arundhati Roy. No reasoning here just a matter of personal choice.

    Friday, October 28, 2005

    Happy DIWALI !! and Vela-GIRI

    Well since i will be offline for the next 4days,
    Here's wishing all of you a Very Happy Diwali.
    Shall be fielding Visits & calls for the rest of the Holiday Period.
    So do feel free to drop in (and taste my mom's cooking) or call (and hear her blessing "GOd Bless you maa!!!" ).
    Yup mom's on a visit and hence i shall be very very busy(UnVELA) for the holiday period, but that means a respite from my cooking for both me and my dear bro, who btw is counting hours for my mom's arrival.
    So here's giving a total VELA-Call to everyone next week.
    Yes, next week is a VELA-Week, check out the number of holidays!!!
    So have a great time and do not let the weather affect dampen your SPirits!!!!

    Wednesday, October 26, 2005

    Best joke ever!!!!!

    A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... Well, I guess we finally answered "THAT question!"

    Courtesy : Bracket@IIMB

    Monday, October 24, 2005

    Visa applications!!!

    Whoever said VISA application interviews are the hardest thing before going to the States.
    Have they tried filling the Application Forms. They are too Hilarious!! One section actually says:

    Have you ever been arrested or convicted for any offense or crime, even though subject of a pardon, amnesty or other similar legal action? Ya Like i would Say "Yes"

    Have you ever unlawfully distributed or sold a controlled substance (drug), or been a prostitute or procurer for prostitutes? Hmmm Interesting!!!!

    Have you ever been refused admission to the U.S., or been the subject of a deportation hearing, or sought to obtain or assist others to obtain a visa, entry into the U.S., or any other U.S. immigration benefit by fraud or willful misrepresentation or other unlawful means? Blah Blah & Blah

    Do you seek to enter the United States to engage in export control violations, subversive or terrorist activities, or any other unlawful purpose? Are you a member or representative of a terrorist organization as currently designated by the U.S. Secretary of State? Have you ever participated in persecutions directed by the Nazi government of Germany; or
    have you ever participated in genocide? Dis is too much, Giving Ideas and all!!

    Have you ever been afflicted with a communicable disease of public health significance or a dangerous physical or mental disorder, or ever been a drug abuser or addict? Yes, that’s why I am APPLYING for a Visa!!!

    Friday, October 21, 2005

    Am i a Cook?

    I Know! I Know! Everytime I take a break, I give a crappy excuse for not blogging. And believe me, this time its not going to be any different.

    So to begin my mom came visiting along with an aunt and a few cousins and they decided that we needed better looking after and bought all sorts of household items for cooking which set me back quite a few thousand.

    After that I had to start cooking just to justify my investment and at this point I have a statement to make. Cooking is one of the easiest things in the world. Seriously if I can cook rasam, dal, chicken etc after limited (read extended) instructions on the phone (courtesy Airtel), then I think anyone can. I have reached such a proficiency level that I am inviting friends over this weekend.

    So here’s wishing DD, Lamba and my bro all the luck in the world.

    Also here are a few mesgs urging me to blog and this is just today and only from my workplace. Never knew my blogs had so much following.

    S$$$$$$ $ R$$ - how come you have not blogged

    T@@@ S@@@@- also what happnd to ur blog?

    B##### N######### - No blogs for along time, what happened?

    Phew, too much fan following I say..

    PS.. Too boring i say!!!!
    PPS.. Pic courtesy Blabberwocky

    Thursday, October 06, 2005

    Resurrection

    I have not blogged for almost a month now. After numerous people asked/ mailed/ called/ questioned/ badgered me to know the reason, I decided to come out with this blog.

    Firstly

    Who says Weekends are for relaxing?? Part TWO

    Let me keep this short as it’s been quite a while and frankly you have read the more interesting part.

    Sunday

    Dropped girls home – Went to P’s promotion party – met aunty – went to airport – reached Delhi – no reservation at Radisson waited for 30 mins - called AMEX– Booked a Costlier room – Slept.

    Monday

    Woke up and had an awesome breakfast – went to STEW in Gurgoan – cheated by taxi guy (and that too, a sardar, too bad!!!) – was in class all day – yawn, yawn and yawn. Met Soo, Lamba and other Team Blue junta. And then more yawn- yawn and more Yawn. Had a Meeting with boss, which ran very very late. Started from office only at 8:30 for a 10:10 flight, went to the hotel and checked out. Got stuck in traffic – so missed my flight – took an early morning flight and since I had checked out of my club class deluxe suit in Radisson, I went Pubbing in NCR(National Capitol Region). After having lukewarm Beer and awesome Parathas(curtosy Tanku Maharaj, near IIFT) – Saw IIFT – saw lamba being treated like Royalty – Went to his house and slept.

    Tuesday

    Woke up at 4 and believe me after the exertions of Monday this was hell. After that spent about 45mins trying to explain the whereabouts of lamba’s house to the Hertz guy. Got to the airport and met P, Who was coming for his early morning flight. Reached Bangalore and back to velagiri.

    Back to Blogging…. Yawn yawn…

    Now, after the crappy narration above, I expect no one to continue reading but if you still are, let me narrate a crazy dialogue between me and HH35. Btw, I have renamed GD as HH35 [HH=Her Highness, What’s 35? Her age maybe] No clue what, So if you wanna know why-what-how, just remember that this is my blog and I have complete intellectual rights so if you do not like it you have two choices ala The rock in ‘Welcome to the Jungle’

    Option A: Quit reading and get on with your boring life

    Option B: Do the unmentionable and plzz spare me the details!!!

    For those still reading, here goes the conversation

    Me: Thinking of quitting blogging

    HH35:What !!!!! Why?

    ME : Cos I decided to write this

    HH : what’s HH

    ME : Her Highness

    HH: clusssshhhssssshhhhhhhhhhh (try saying this and you know what I mean)

    HH : slap slap slap slap

    HH: that’s too much

    Me: ya too much violence

    HH : okiee

    HH : (a remark I shall never agree to)

    HH: Prasanth is the sweetest guy I have known, let me see if you type this down.

    HH: aren’t you getting sick and tired of this

    HH: you want me to leave

    Me: (Grin)

    HH: this is crazy!!!

    Me: (Grin)

    HH: This is sick!!!!

    Me: (Grin)

    HH: When are you stopping this?

    Me: (Grin)

    HH: Stop typing or else

    Me: (Grin)

    HH: Stop grinning and typing everything I say

    Me: OK OK

    Well I had to stop here, it was becoming too violent and I am human, contrary to what people think.

    BTW, Reasons for not Blogging in such a Long time

    Well I can say a lot of things and give a lot of crappy reasons.

    1. I was very busy with work (Like you guys will believe that)

    2. I had to go home(Visag) for personal reasons (Believable and true)

    3. Was stuck in floods on the way back (True again but I guess not believable)

    4. My house was flooded and I was building a dam (Hmmm!!)

    5. Swam all the way here (You tell me if you believe it)

    6. Was caught up in work after I came back (Well!!! What say?)

    7. Was getting kicked out of my house and could not find a place to stay(Very much true)

    8. Am homeless and living on the road and hence could not find time to blog (Ya rite!!)

    9. Since I was homeless and had seen too many calamities in the past few days ie. Katrina, Rita, Mumbai Floods, Andhra Floods {No fancy names here, read DD on the topic}. So I decided to take Sanyas and pray for all humanity and world peace in the Himalayas and hence could not blog. (Ahem, enough for the day. Me thinks)

    Condolences

    My heartfelt condolences to Raju Bava, Sangeeta Akka, Atha and Family. A blog is such a poor format for this kind of message but I just wanted to express my condolences to you on such an unexpected and untimely loss. You are not alone in your feelings of sadness and loss. Bereavement often brings with it self-doubt and anxiety about one's own personal worth. But I sincerely hope that you find solace in his memories and find the strength to overcome your grief.
    You are in my thoughts and prayers

    Thursday, September 08, 2005

    High!!! and dry!!!!

    I guess i write nothing when i am high!!!!
    Something i read today. Got me thinking!! Well if i cant recall anything i said or did when i was high, So how can i write?

    Kewal i say !!!

    Also a quote i read in coffee world.

    Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
    - Oscar Wilde

    So back to work...........

    Tuesday, September 06, 2005

    Who says Weekends are for relaxing?? Part One

    The last two weekends have been more work than regular weekdays. Now here I do not mean that I have working for my company but merely stating the fact that they have been so much activity in the weekends that I think I need a break from weekends. But alas, all you get after a weekend is a Monday, and boy do they suck!!!!!

    Now I have said that I am writing about just the weekends but last weekend actually goes on from Thursday nite till about Tuesday morning as Friday was a holiday and I was in Delhi on Monday. So here’s a block by block account for what happened, now all this is just a rambling of a work afflicted idiot so please do not be offended and if any of the below mentioned facts have been omitted or altered from what happened, it has been done so that anonymity can be retained. But if you still feel peeved, I can tell you that this remains my intellectual property and I have complete rights over this so you can do the unmentionable.

    Thursday

    Firstly I have to say “Sorry” to AR. Following is the true narrative and I will not pull any punches or try to give excuses. Thursday nite I was well and truly sloshed. I had a really bad day and was dead tired and all I remember is talking on the phone with DQ. I am really ashamed of what I did and I swear on anything and everything that I do not have any recollection of what happened. Well now in retrospect I think I should have accepted GD’s offer of going to Tiaka’s. Well if only!!!!!! Anyway, I very publicly and ashamedly offer AR, My heart-felt apologies. Really Really Sorry AR!!

    Friday

    I woke up at about 8 thinking that I had gotten really really drunk the previous night and had a huge hangover. But I had to go to office that day as I had yet to book my tickets for Sunday’s trip to Delhi and also had to get Bro’s CAT application. So left Su’s house at about 8:30 and did both these things and while I was in IIMB, caught up with a lot of friends. Ordered pizza with Prithvik and in the process dumped my luncheon plans with DQ but for all this I plead guilty with just an excuse – HANGOVER.

    Came home and relaxed for about 2 hours before I called Su who told me of my behaviour the previous night. Was absolutely flabbergasted and spent the next 2 hours apologising to everyone involved till people began to swear at the very mention of the word ‘sorry’. Thought I shall go and apologise in person when Bala and some other guys from IITM called saying they were in town. So went to B-11 with them but did not drink at all. Had dinner at Nandhini and came home to LIMPY, Andaman and Kibm drinking at home.

    Now this time I was as much a spectator as junta in Su’s house were the day before but Kibm and Limpy really went bonkers. It was Fun but I still had a bad hangover so went to bed early.

    Saturday

    Woke up and went to office. Spent an unproductive 2 hours before going to Su’s house as he was going back to Birmingham that day. Had lunch and then drove him to the airport while frantically copying Super, Island and Sarkar on to my TP. Had an enlightening conversation with R and A on the way. Avoided my gaze for about half the journey to the airport as there was yet another kind of movie running in the back seat. Before you get any ideas, it was a sob story not the kind you guys were eyeing for. Perverts!!! But then again who else would read my blog. Read on.

    Dropped him in the airport and then had a sort of snack fest at the airport lounge where I hogged everything from a Hot-dog to a Khatta role. But that being my first meal of the day it was very satisfying. Went back to office with A and R and collected my tickets and hotel reservation slip. Then drove the back to Su’s house. The plan then was to drop everyone at Deep’s house and park the car. But I was invited to go to Tiaka’s and considering what happened last time I balked at that suggestion, I really wanted to go. So I dropped everyone at Deep’s place and proceeded to Taika’s where DQ and SR were waiting along with Scary. Well Scary’s husband was in a bar someplace close so she left us and joined us and left us again and joined us again. Ya I know it’s confusing but what do I do if she’s scary as well as confused.

    Anyway we then went in (cover charge of 600 bucks per couple, free entry for girls) and went directly to the dance floor. Well it was supposed to be the dance floor but it was anything but that with people sitting around on a gallery sort of stands and nobody dancing even though the music was awesome. Well we ordered drinks (I had just one considering the exertions of Thursday and also the fact that I had to drive back). After some time the place really started to groove and turned into one of the best hip-hop joints I had ever been into. The pace of the music was electrifying as was the crowd and DJ played to the crowd to perfection. When all this was going on Angelina and SR kept disappearing at regular intervals just so that I and DQ had space (ironically, it was too crowded on the floor) to ourselves or else they thought.

    After some dancing and then some more dancing during which I got a lot of filmy dialogues from DQ (aka Drama Queen) who said things like “I am soo hungry, but I shall not eat anything”. I can bet all the money in the world that none of you would guess why? Well she claimed she had no money so created a major drama which would have put Shakespeare to shame. Once I got the reason, being the chivalrous guy that I am (no less than two people have told me this, so pls let me have my say), I ordered food for her and force fed her while she dramatised saying things like I shall definitely pay you back etc.

    But the dramatization had just yet begun on what turned out into a total adventure of a night. We had had enough of the dance floor so we went and sat in the lounge. This was when DQ and SR said that it was too late for them to go home and hence were homeless for the night. I (being the chivalrous chap as stated before) offered to lend them my house at the expense of Limpy and co (I had the only key to the house).

    But I hit an unexpected barrier as DQ being the drama queen immediately said “I shall sit up all night”. Now I do not have any pretensions about being suave and handsome, some kind soul might put me as being reasonably presentable but by no means am I thinking of myself as Don Juan so I put on my inadequate conservative thinking cap and came to the conclusion that she misunderstood my helping nature as something which frankly did not occur to me.

    So I suggested we take the car and drive all night (third time chivalrous) when SR said she has a place to stay and I only needed to entertain DQ. By this time DQ realised that I was apprehensive and mistook it as reluctance to admit her into my house. So being the DQ she was made an awesome statement “I am homeless, I have no where to go, no body cares for me”. Well if this was after 2 vodka’s I would like to hear her talk after 5 or 6 strong ones.

    Anyway to cut the long story short, we got into the car and started to drive around when RP (who was at deep’s place) called and said she wanted to go home. So I was stuck between two unique problems, so I dropped DQ at my place and picked up AS and company and dropped them home. Now I can only imagine what they thought of the gal in the car but at this point in time I was too tired, wet and totally confused to do anything about it, so I just shut up and asked them to take the situation at face value.

    Then I had to drop SR at her friends place but the roads were so flooded and at one point of time we were driving through waist high water (I forgot to mention it was raining buckets by now). So we abandoned the idea and went back to my flat where SR really started enjoying herself by pulling up DQ and her manifestations. She used well known phrases which included words like “lie down”, “molest”, “irresistable”etc.

    After watching “Sarkar” for some time, we called it a nite. And what a night it was, Phew!!!!!

    Sunday

    Sunday will always be remembered as the day my Landlords decided to kick to me out. Imagine scores of drunken parties, late nite music, fatty’s antics but still all it required for them to give us the nod (or the kick) was two girls leaving the house at about 8 in the morning. Well does not say much for tenant-landlord relationships right?

    Anyway woke up and after DQ being as inquisitive as she is, unearthed some crazy stuff (for which I claim total innocence and blame Limpy) in our house, left the house in full view of all tenants and the landlords. Went had breakfast at Adiga’s and dropped both the girls at their respective adobes, but not before DQ put in that morning’s quota of dialogues. “Please drop me here, I shall catch a auto” and “I fell so guilty that your Landlords saw us”, Well the actual dialogues were much more dramatic but lets leave it there as I cannot recall so much prose in one go.
    Came back home and packed and started to
    Delhi.
    But that’s in Part Two.